CARTOON SEX IS BESTEST

I know my Hentai, and I know my Kiddies...
Boy Scouts are the best.

SINGLES PAGE PAYING DIVIDENDS

My first singles contact has sent me a photo.

I think he is an FBI plant trying to entrap me.

Or maybe it is Karol. Or Mark. Or Roger.

Whoever it is is just too good to resist...

YOU NUMBNUTS WILL LOVE MY NEW LICENSE PLATE.

I HAD IT SPECIAL MADE. I HAD TO BORROW A FEW DOLLARS FROM MY DAD TO PAY FOR IT BUT I WILL WORK SOME OVERTIME PUSHING CARTS TO PAY DAD BACK.

I CHALLENGE ANY OF YOU ASSHOLE NIMBUSTERS TO A GROCERY CART RACE WITH ME.

MEET ME AT HIGH NOON IN THE PARKING LOT AND BRING YOUR OWN GROCERY CARTS.

WE'LL HAVE THE SHOWDOWN AT THE WALMART CORRAL OF ANY OF YOU PUSSIES SHOW UP

I am a hot dude.

Wommen like me.

I won Walmart Cart
Pusher of The Year.

I can push 30 carts
across six blocks of
asphalt in under
three minutes.
Even the ones with
the bad wheels and
dirty baby diapers in them.

NIGGA TAUGHT ME HOW TO SHOOT

Everything I know about shooting I learnt from this Nigga.

He be my Main Man!

Yo! You be messin' wif me you gonna be messin' wif the wrong Todd!

I FOUND MY DADDY'S GUN

Just like my daddy, I shoot blanks. If Daddy knew I sneaked his gun out of his bedroom drawer he would spank me raw!

He told me to NEVER touch it.

Here I am, mad at the Nim posters.

I NOT FUCKING AROUND AND I WILL GET YOU GUYS AND SEE ALL OF YOU IN JAIL BY THE TIME I AM DONE WITH YOU

YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY

tHUMB SUCKer me

Here I am, looking for single womens on the Internet while I suck my thumb.

See the door behind me? That goes upstairs to my parents' living room. I live in the basement.

I AM NOT A STUPID FUCK

I am not really as stupid as I sound.

I am worse.

You want stupid?

I'll show you stupid.

AND FOR THE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO MADE THIS GRAPHIC OF ME I PUT YOU ON MY HIT LIST TOO.

MARKE MY WORDS. I WILL TAKE YOU OUT.

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED ASSHOLE AND I AM COMING TO GET YOU

MY SINGLES PAGE IS PAYING OFF

I MET THESE CUTE SISTERS WHO BOTH WANT TO DATE ME SO I MAY GO FOR BOTTH AT ONE TIME


EAT YOUR FUCKING HEARTS OUT ASSHOLE NIM BUSTERS